R. Crumb and His Cheap Suit Serenaders

There's one pet I like to pet,
And every evening, we get set.
I stroke it every chance I get;
It's my girl's pussy.
Seldom plays and never purrs,
But I love the thoughts it stirs,
And I like it 'cause it's hers;
It's my girl's pussy.
Often, it goes out at night -returns at break of dawn.
No matter what the weather's like, it's always nice and warm.
I bring tidbits that it loves;
We spoon like two turtledoves;
I take care to remove my gloves
When stroking my girl's pussy.

What a precious thing to handle;
No one else could hold a candle;
********* lovable and sweet!
There's one pet I'd like to pet,
And every evening, we get wet.
I stroke it every chance I get;
It's my girl's pussy.
Seldom plays and never purrs,
But I like the thoughts it stirs,
And I never mind because it's hers;
It's my girl's pussy.
Often, it goes out at night -returns at break of dawn.
No matter what the weather's like, it's always nice and warm! Oh, yeah, yeah!
Never dirty - Always clean.
At giving thrills, it's never mean.
That it's the best I've ever seen;
It's my girl's pussy.

It's my girl's pussy.

It's my girl's pussy.

It's my girl's pussy.